from a friend of mine

I was wondering if you could help me with something?

Earlier this month I went on a holiday. One of our fellow travelers was this guy from Northern Italy. He seemed okay but didn't speak much - I assume because he wasn't very good at English. As it turns out he was one serious freak. Apparently, he'd made some suggestive comments to a few of the women and later invited one to go to a Bondage/Fetish ball in San Francisco! Who'd pass that up?

Anyway, we want to prank the guy but I need something translated into proper Italian. Would you be able to do that?

Let me know.

Thank you,


(Who'd pass that up?....she meant berlusconi. no comment!)

Massimo Troisi

I Wish he was still here to move, enjoy, amuse.
I miss his style his movies his poetry.

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How can people have this kind of sentences on their plates?
This one says:

If you gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

Clive Owen is the main character in The Boys Are back.
At first I thought I wanted to see it, but then I found out it's a story on a man, father of two boys, whose wife dies and he has to deal with this loss.
The story is so dramatic!

Clive Owen is Clive Owen, such a good actor (and a supersexy man and a beautiful British accent) but I cannot kill myself. Understand me Clive!

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dall'oroscopo 2009 della vergine:

Sarete travolti da una grande passione e ricordate: il 2009 è un anno fertilissimo!

che fosse fertilissimo ce ne eravamo accorti!!!
che fosse una presa per il culo pure.
mi dispiacerebbe accorgermi che il 2009 mi riserva ulteriori prese per il culo.
ecco.

the moonshadows is a beautiful place.
on the ocean in malibu.
sipping and looking at the waves going back and forth.
relaxing, inspiring.
such a huge amount of restless water.

Yesterday I bought a pocket of Loacker, the Quadratini.
Today I've finished it!
They are bite size cookies.....bite after bite I ate all of them.
oh gosh!!!

this morning I was reading the Italian newspapers online,
there was a news about a research on abortion/miscarriage.
if you experienced an abortion or ms in your life, you have more chances to deliver your baby early or to give birth to a baby who is underweight.
it's what you need to begin the day, isn't it?
fuck.

he says i need to be optimistic.
i would like to know the direction towards optimism.
i cannot talk of what happened, i have no words, only tears.
really, cannot talk without crying.
also, what should i say? what's left?

I was tinking that you're beautiful, mom.
bellissima. And I'm lucky.
I love you sooo muchhhh.
I know you love me much more.
Thank you! I am so blessed.
I'll be always in debt with you.
bellissima.
really. you are.

tomorrow my mom will leave. She'll go back to Italy after one month with me here.
I am sad and happy at the same time.
Sad for obvious reasons and happy for the complete intimacy I will have again with him.

last night we went to an art gallery.
One of the people there told me "your coat is so cute!"
another noticed the little sentence on the back of my coat.
it says "you're important for me".
she asked me "I was wondering why it says for me, not to me"
hehehe, "it was made in Italy and they did not know" :) I answered.
it's interesting and fun when they openly comment your clothes.
in Italy it never happened to me.
here people just say what they want about your style.
i like it especially when it's a compliment.

le foto che non riesci nemmeno a guardare tanto fanno male.
quelle della sera prima.
gli ultimi istanti di una me che non esiste piu'.


waiting for friends to come over and eat ciambellone with cream and crema.
made by him.

I love living my life with you.
even when it's hard and painful.
I love making love with you.
I knew it was a matter of time.
I knew we had to wait and stay close while waiting.
What happened changed me, but it did not change my feelings for you and my curiosity for life.
I knew one day I would have found myself back to reality again. Out of the dark room, and I knew it would have been a rebirth. Now I feel much stronger than before.
I am not saying that pain is useful, that I have forgotten or forgiven life. Pain is pain and I would avoid it, (I would have avoided it), but there are times when you have to face it and go with the flow and sit down and wait and hope even when there is no hope. There is no shortcut, no easy way out. You have to go through everything and stay focused on survival and wait for a new season.

Now this season has come and I want to share it with you.
it's time to be happy again.
we deserve it.
strongly deserve it.

you told me I have changed, I already knew it.
this loss will always stay with me.
there is no room for oblivion.
there is no chance I can turn into the person I was before.
no way
no way
no way

anyway, all this to say that i can feel how much love flows between us when we make love.
it's not surprising that from all this love a new life began.
it was too short, but it happened and it was our precious miracle.
we were three and it was beautiful.
now......... it's beautiful again
and i want it to last for the next one hundred years.

Guess the City

20+4.
better not to find yourself thinking and counting. Unfortunately mind is faster than will.

our landlord has a disease called lyme. Since they diagnosed it late, she might take antibiotics for the next 5 (five!!) years.

she is funny. she does not wanna intrude our privacy, never knocks on our door, always sends email, never had coffee with us, she has never gone personal with us, never ever, but today, all of a sudden, she said: can't wait to see you pregnant again.


I almost fell down the stairs.

it's not time

if I openly say that I do not want to spend time with you, not now, not at this point, would I sound rude? Leave me alone please.

happiness

maybe it's here again.
maybe.