from a friend of mine

I was wondering if you could help me with something?

Earlier this month I went on a holiday. One of our fellow travelers was this guy from Northern Italy. He seemed okay but didn't speak much - I assume because he wasn't very good at English. As it turns out he was one serious freak. Apparently, he'd made some suggestive comments to a few of the women and later invited one to go to a Bondage/Fetish ball in San Francisco! Who'd pass that up?

Anyway, we want to prank the guy but I need something translated into proper Italian. Would you be able to do that?

Let me know.

Thank you,


(Who'd pass that up?....she meant berlusconi. no comment!)